My Sex Buddy

"My Sex Buddy"
Season	Two
Episode	{{{episode}}}
Writer	Garrett Donovan , Neil Goldman
Director	Will Mackenzie
Air date	January 2, 2003

Synopsis

JD and Elliot become sex buddies to relieve the stress of work. Carla loves how her patients love her and tries to give them definite answers to their questions, as opposed to what Dr. Kelso says. A lot of Elliot's patients switch off to other doctors. A man Carla told could go to his son's wedding needs to stay in the hospital. Elliot finds out that Turk is convincing her patients to switch to other doctors. Carla decides to keep her patient in the hospital, but Dr. Kelso lets him go. After talking to Dr. Cox, Elliot decides to straighten her life out, and that means telling JD that she can't be his sex buddy anymore.

Fantasies

• JD remembers watching Animal Planet with Turk.

• JD imagines that a couple's new baby can talk.

• JD imagines trumpet noises whenever someone says, "sex buddy".

• JD imagines that Carla's patient throws her out of the window after she gives him the bad news about having to miss his son's wedding.

Janitor story

Janitor gets mad that JD won't tell him about a patient because of doctor-patient confidentiality. The Janitor changes JD's locker combination and won't tell him what won't tell him what it is because of "Janitor-locker confidentiality".

Quotes

• "My brother Bradley and I always used to pretend we were the Wonder Twins. he would always become "form of a dragon!" and then I would want to be a dragon too but he said I'd be something made of water so I'd be like, "shape of an ice dragon!" and then he would say I was copying him and he would breathe on me and I would have to melt but it was still so... awesome." - Elliot

• "I feel so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor" -Elliot

"You're a doctor?" -JD

• "T-dog, that was big of you to cover for Elliot. You know, I had a good mind to spank her yesterday." -Todd

"What? Did she mess up on one of your patients too?" -Turk "No." -Todd