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The Janitor asks J.D to help him move; after talking to [[Elliot Reid|Elliot]] and [[Jordan Sullivan|Jordan]] about it, J.D agrees to help the Janitor, in the hopes that they will become friends. When J.D helps him move, J.D saves a vase, and they start talking, Janitor Gives J.D a black hat and gloves. The Janitor leaves while J.D keeps boxing Janitors stuff. An Asian couple come in and ask what J.D is doing in their house, J.D runs away with a Buddha statue under his arm. At the end of the episode J.D gives it back, with a "I MISSED YOU" sign. |
The Janitor asks J.D to help him move; after talking to [[Elliot Reid|Elliot]] and [[Jordan Sullivan|Jordan]] about it, J.D agrees to help the Janitor, in the hopes that they will become friends. When J.D helps him move, J.D saves a vase, and they start talking, Janitor Gives J.D a black hat and gloves. The Janitor leaves while J.D keeps boxing Janitors stuff. An Asian couple come in and ask what J.D is doing in their house, J.D runs away with a Buddha statue under his arm. At the end of the episode J.D gives it back, with a "I MISSED YOU" sign. |
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Revision as of 11:17, 28 November 2010
- “Everyone! This is my sister Paige. Paige I'd like you to meet random people I don't care about.”— Dr. Cox
Synopsis
Dr. Cox's born-again Christian sister Paige comes to town for Jack's baptism. Cox rarely speaks to his sister and seems indifferent towards her. His patient Mr. Donnelley is showing no improvement after they have exhausted all medical solutions, when Paige suggests prayer to the patients family, the two of them air their differences out. The next day, Cox is ready to rub it in Paige's face when the Mr. Donnelly's treatment registers an improvement, however Paige had stayed up all night praying with the family. After arguing over whether God or Medicine helped Mr. Donnelly Cox snaps and takes Jack with him to bar, so God cannot get his hands on him like he did his sister. After robbing an Asian couples apartment, J.D. is also at the bar. He has been trying to get an invite to the baptism, and he gets what he wants when Cox realises that Jordan will kill him if he doesn't get Jack to the baptism. As he is about to leave with Jack, J.D. tells Cox he is surprised that he's so intolerant of his sister's new found perspective, this strikes a chord with Cox.
Carla gives Turk a beeper and pages him when she is ovulating (for procreation purposes), but Turk finds the scholastic/technical approach to sex as a turn off. When he infuriates Carla by avoiding a page to buy half price doughnuts, he thinks he has gotten out of "ovulation sex" altogether, this is not the case. They have "angry sex", which is amazing for Turk and so he keeps angering her every time they have sex. When Carla finds out, she's upset and they have an argument.
At the baptism, Turk and Carla continue to argue with Elliot as their only buffer. Cox turns up in his Red Wings jersey drinking a beer and J.D. is showing off his improv skills to the priest. Everything comes to a standstill when they witness Jack's baptism, all the pettiness and anger melts away. Turk realises what so special about making a bay to Carla, who in turn lets the angry sex continue. Perry and Paige face the brutality and hardship of their childhood, yet vow to move past that so Paige can be a part of her nephew's life. Before Paige leaves, they play HORSE as they did when they were kids.
Plot Points
- J.D. wants to come to the baptism of Jack Cox (Dr. Cox's son).
- Carla gives Turk a pager so she can contact him when she is ovulating.
- Turk realizes "angry sex" is amazing, so annoys Carla before sex.
Recurring Themes
Fantasies
Flashbacks
- Elliot is about to have sex in a car, before a bear interrupts.
Janitor story
The Janitor asks J.D to help him move; after talking to Elliot and Jordan about it, J.D agrees to help the Janitor, in the hopes that they will become friends. When J.D helps him move, J.D saves a vase, and they start talking, Janitor Gives J.D a black hat and gloves. The Janitor leaves while J.D keeps boxing Janitors stuff. An Asian couple come in and ask what J.D is doing in their house, J.D runs away with a Buddha statue under his arm. At the end of the episode J.D gives it back, with a "I MISSED YOU" sign.
Guest Stars
- Cheryl Hines as Paige Cox
- Ryan Boone as Elliot's Date
- Carol Hickey As Mrs. Donnelly
- Wesley Leong as Mr. Kwan
- Bart the Bear as The Bear
- Nami Hirayanagi as Mrs. Kwan (uncredited)
Music
- "In the Sun" by Joseph Arthur
- "Koyaanisqatsi" by Philip Glass Ensemble
- "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry
- "This Time Around" by Emotion Project
Quotes
- “I knew you would, you're very predictable.”— Janitor
- “I knew you would, you're very predictable.”— Janitor
- “No I'm not. Stop doing that! Peanut butter red dirt!
- “ Rest assured, Newbie, even if we did talk from morning till night about all the big and tiny things that matter most to me -- the big being my son Jack, a cure for cancer, and the resurgence of the hard-shelled taco; the small...”— Dr. Cox
- “...the small being my ex-wife, Jordan, wind energy, and a-ha-hall fruit-infused liquors -- your name still would nawt have come up.”— Paige
- “...the small being my ex-wife, Jordan, wind energy, and a-ha-hall fruit-infused liquors -- your name still would nawt have come up.”— Paige
- “What does he find "he-h-irritating" about you?”— J.D.
- “What does he find "he-h-irritating" about you?”— J.D.
- “My son, Harrison, dabbles in sado-masochism and he has a new gimp named Barry. Or is it Larry? At my age, it's getting harder and harder to keep track of his gimps.”— Dr. Kelso
- “Losing a baseball scholarship because a bear ate your arm is a much worse consequence of sex.”— Elliot
- “I'll be right out, I'm just fixing my hair.”— Carla
- “I'll be right out, I'm just fixing my hair.”— Carla
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- “Still, I've never known you to judge a person based on their beliefs. In fact, you're pretty tolerant of everyone. Except Hugh Jackman.”— J.D.
- “Meh.”— Dr. Cox
- “Meh.”— Dr. Cox
Trivia
- When the Janitor and J.D. are resting in the "Janitor's apartment", the beer they are drinking is the Chinese brand "Tsingtao". This is in keeping with the Asian theme to the decoration of the apartment.
- We find out Jack's birthday is March 21st.
- This is one of the only episodes in which the title of the episode is actually spoken; J.D. refers to the Buddah he accidentally stole as "my new god."
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