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When I crush a person's spirit, I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.Dr. Cox


Dr. Cox is known for subjecting subordinates to various forms of humiliation and abuse either as punishment, or to stroke his ego.

  • Making a group of interns (and J.D., an attending) stand in a corner for using the phrase "Let's rock and roll."
  • Forced Keith to spend the day listening to a countertop with a stethoscope for spending an hour telling a patient he was going to die (after J.D. told Keith he had to specifically use a form of the word "die").
  • Making Keith act as a test subject for losing the training mannequin, which was stolen by the Janitor, and then giving Lisa the afternoon off for actually trying to stick a tube in Keith's chest (while conscious).
  • "Mummifying" Lonnie's head in surgical tape for "looking at him."
  • Made the entire hospital chant his name to celebrate correcting a misdiagnosis made by Lonnie and J.D., and preventing the unnecessary surgery that Turk would've performed based on that misdiagnosis.("My Drive-By")
  • Made the entire hospital (including patients) do "the wave" to celebrate Jordan going away for the weekend ("My Identity Crisis")
  • Belittling the entire staff one by one just to drive home the point that Carla isn't funny.
  • Had the Janitor line up a group of staff members so he could ask them who the best doctor was, and have them reply "You are!" one by one.
  • Embarrassed J.D. in front of everyone after being confronted by Carla for his treatment of him. ("My Nickname")
  • Made Doug take off his shirt and shocked him with a defibrillator to re-instill fear into the residents.
  • Made the entire hospital believe that Dr. Kelso died, after he used hospital funds to have a portrait of himself made rather than buy new computers for the nursing staff. ("My Kingdom")
  • Asked an entire room of hospital staff if any of them slept with Jordan while they were not together. ("My Quarantine")
  • Had Keith call J.D. to the hospital on his day off, and then rubbed it in by hiring Laverne and her church choir to sing "Payback is a Bitch." ("My Way Home")
  • Mocked Keith and Elliot's relationship during rounds.
  • As part of an elaborate plot to "surprise Carla with the news that she is pregnant," tricks Carla into telling Keith that she knows he made out with his sister in the sixth grade.
  • Forced a group of interns to run round the hospital over and over because they paged him while he was working out. He did not show any mercy to one of the interns who complained of asthma.
  • Gathered a group of staff members to watch Jordan be conned by Sam Thompson. ("My Rite of Passage")
  • Taught his son Jack to call J.D. "Janice" and say that Sam was an "ugly baby."
  • Tricked J.D. into trying to come up with a speech to honor Dr. Kelso, knowing that Kelso had no redeeming qualities.
  • Destroyed the Janitor's van after winning it in a bet.
  • Together with Jordan, tied up the doctor who performed Dr. Cox's (second) vasectomy and forced him to listen to Ted's band sing the Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle, which continues endlessly as they never say the "ribs" part.
  • Took all the credit after Turk saved a patient's life in order to teach him that having an ego makes people good doctors.
  • Forced a group of residents to clean his Porsche to impress his old friend Ron.
  • Created a system for Josephine in which Boon is required to speak for her.
  • Insulted Ted five times in a single rant while trying to assign one of the residents to work with him on a lawsuit.
  • Put Kelso on an "I'll-take-that-food-right-out-of-your-hands" diet, in which he would secretly steal food from Kelso, swap it with a random object, and either dispose of it or pass the food on to another person.
  • Made Boon "feed" him a hot mug of coffee as punishment for trying to hand it to him while the mug itself was still hot
  • Embarrassed Turk by convincing him to masturbate, something that Turk doesn't do, and gathered a group of people to wait for him and applause.
  • Made the Janitor hold up a picture of Sacred Heart for a whole day after he annoyed him by trying to hang the picture in his office.
  • Makes Drew wear a #1 sign, and later a #1 shirt at all times.
  • Has Cole do demeaning tasks under the pretense that the medical student's rankings are being published in the school newspaper.
  • Throws Cole in a closet after he shows off an embarrassing Internet video of Drew.
  • Dumps a bowl of spaghetti on his sons head.
  • Tells J.D. that his last day at Sacred Heart isn't special, it's just another day.
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