- “You see a lot of sad things in a hospital, but nothings quite as sad as a dermatologist that's just been paged milking it for all it's worth.”— J.D. ("My Boss's Free Haircut")
Dr. Johnson was a dermatologist at Sacred Heart Hospital.
Dr. Johnson is an attending dermatologist at Sacred Heart. Not many patients come into the hospital with skin problems, so whenever someone requires a dermatologist, he gets really excited. He supposedly comes from a very wealthy family, as J.D. borrows money from him and notes that he has a trust fund.
Dr. Cox takes every opportunity to degrade Dr. Johnson for his career choice, as it is his opinion that dermatologists are not legitimate doctors.
- “Mr. Warner... do you see what you've made me do? By once again choosing to spend all of your free time out on the surface of the sun until melanoma has developed, you have forced me to pull the attending dermatologist away from his acne seminar and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.”— Dr. Cox ("My Boss's Free Haircut")