Scrubs Episodes

Scrubs ran for 181 episodes and released 12 webisodes.

Episode titles from Seasons One to Eight begin with "My" as they are nearly all narrated by J.D.. Episodes not narrated by J.D., beginning in Season Two, start with "His", "Her", or "Their" Story. "Story" episodes start being narrated by J.D., and switch to another character's narration. Episodes from Season Nine begin with "Our" as they feature multiple narrators and signal the major change that occurred in the series' ninth year. Sortable list.

Season One

"My First Day" October 2, 2001
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D., Turk and Elliot begin their internship at Sacred Heart.
The new interns meet the staff of the hospital including nurse Carla Espinosa, Dr. Cox and Chief of Medicine Dr. Kelso.
J.D's feud with The Janitor begins.

"My Mentor" October 4, 2001
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Bill Lawrence

Elliot and Carla fight over Elliot telling Kelso about Carla's mistakes
Turk tries to get a date with Carla
J.D. attempts to get Will Forte to stop smoking

"My Best Friend's Mistake" October 9, 2001
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D. has to kiss Elliot before he is stuck the "friend zone".
Turk gets to close a patient for the first time.
Elliot accuses Dr. Kelso of being sexist when he calls her "sweetheart" during rounds.

"My Old Lady" October 16, 2001
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Matt Tarses

J.D. tries to convince his 74-year old patient, Mrs. Tanner, not to want to die.
Turk becomes friends with his patient, David Morrison, after watching a football game together.
Elliot learns Spanish from Carla so she can talk to her patient.

"My Two Dads" October 23, 2001
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Garrett Donovan

Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox fight over J.D.'s trust.
Elliot uses her boobs to heal numerous patients.
Turk tries to stop Carla opening her gift; a pen which has been up somebody's ass.

"My Bad" October 30, 2001
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

J.D. sleeps with a patient and later realizes it is Dr. Cox's ex-wife.
Dr. Cox is suspended and could possibly be fired.

"My Super Ego" November 6, 2001
Directed by: Peter Lauer - Written by: Mike Schwartz

J.D. tries to regain his spot as top doc after new doctor Nick Murdoch outshines him.
Turk realizes that he could mess up and kill someone.

"My Fifteen Minutes" November 16, 2001
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D. tries to get Dr. Cox to both write his evaluation.
Turk gets annoyed at being portrayed as the "black doctor hero".
Elliot finds out Carla dumped her at the bar and they lose their friendship.

"My Day Off" November 20, 2001
Directed by: Elodie Keene - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. gets appendicitis and gets a day off work...but remains in the hospital.
Elliot finds out her physicals are cold and violent.
When J.D. doesn't want Turk to operate on him, Turk gets upset.

"My Nickname" November 27, 2001
Directed by: Matthew Diamond - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. and Carla's friendship comes to a critical point where his knowledge surpasses her experience.
Dr. Cox is assigned a new patient with Elliot - Jill Tracy.
Turk and Dr. Kelso fight over a bench.

"My Own Personal Jesus" December 11, 2001
Directed by: Jeffrey Melman - Written by: Debra Fordham

J.D. sees a Christmas miracle.
Elliot helps a pregnant girl at the free clinic, but she disappears when they diagnose her with HELLP syndrome.
Dr. Cox asks J.D. to tape his friend's baby's birth.

"My Blind Date" January 8, 2002
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Mark Stegemann

J.D. starts flirting with a patient but he can't see her face.
Dr. Cox tries to work 24 hours without letting a patient die.
Elliot tries to get the attention of Dr. Cox by assisting him.
Turk has relationship problems after arguing over a patient.

"My Balancing Act" January 15, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

J.D. tries to develop his relationship with Alex.
Turk and Carla are having sexual problems.
Dr. Cox tells the interns not to be afraid of Dr. Kelso. This results in eveyone in the hospital losing their fear of Dr. Kelso.

"My Drug Buddy" January 22, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Matt Tarses

J.D. and Alex keep getting interrupted before they can have sex.
Turk keeps on meeting Dr. Cox at the toilet and they get to know each other a little bit.
Dr. Kelso gives Carla several rides to work, and they temporarily become friends.

"My Bed Banter & Beyond" February 5, 2002
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

J.D. and Elliot sleep together for a day and suffer the consequences of their relationship thereafter.
The staff of Sacred Heart must speak with a psychologist about why they entered the medical field.

"My Heavy Meddle" February 26, 2002
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Mike Schwartz

J.D. tries to get over his favorite teacher's death.
Elliot gets annoyed that Turk only worked with her because she's a geek.
Dr. Kelso and Carla argue whether a coma patient should be allowed to listen to music.

"My Student" March 5, 2002
Directed by: Matthew Diamond - Written by: Mark Stegemann & Debra Fordham

J.D. must help his incompetent medical student Josh to succeed.
Elliot's med student, Philip Chambers refuses to do any work, rendering Elliot helpless.
Dr. Cox is attracted to Turk's med student, Kristen Murphy.

"My Tuscaloosa Heart" March 12, 2002
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Debra Fordham & Mark Stegemann & Janae Bakken

J.D. worries that it was his fault that a patient died because of his neglect.
Turk, Elliot and Carla discover that Dr. Kelso wrote love songs when he was younger.

"My Old Man" April 9, 2002
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Matt Tarses

J.D.'s father embarrasses J.D. by trying to be one of the guys.
Elliot's parents are very snobbish and expect too much of her.
Carla realizes that she is just like Turk's mother.

"My Way or the Highway" April 16, 2002
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D. fights against Turk and Janitor who both advise everyone to get surgery.
Elliot finds out she has a crush on Sean.
Dr. Cox is angry at Dr. Kelso for firing two nurses for no good reason.

"My Sacrificial Clam" April 30, 2002
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Janae Bakken & Mark Stegemann & Debra Fordham

J.D. gets jabbed by a needle and fears he might be infected.
Turk feels insecure about his weight and Dr. Cox offers to help him loose weight.
Elliot's work life is disturbed because of her new boyfriend, Sean.

"My Occurrence" May 7, 2002
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Bill Lawrence

Ben Sullivan causes trouble in the hospital for many people.
Ben annoys Jordan by constantly taking photos of people when they aren't expecting it.
J.D. comes to like Ben and wants to hang out with Ben and Dr. Cox and J.D. can't accept Ben has leukemia.

"My Hero" May 14, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Garrett Donovan & Neil Goldman

Dr. Cox is afraid of Ben's chemotherapy.
Dr. Kelso tricks Elliot and Carla into revealing what they really think of him.
Turk is annoyed when the Whipple surgery is handed over to his rival surgeon, Bonnie Chang.

"My Last Day" May 21, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Gabrielle Allan & Mike Schwartz

J.D.'s last day as an intern reminds him of everything that has happened in the last year.
Elliot reveals to Jordan that the whole hospital knows about Jordan and Dr. Cox still have sex.
The Main Trio try to get rid of Mr. Bober, an annoying patient who has no insurance and doesn't need surgery.

Season Two

"My Overkill" September 26, 2002
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. tries to get everyone back as friends after what happened at the end of the last episode.
A patient, Mr. Zerbo, is bounced between departments until the staff rallies to diagnose him.

"My Nightingale" October 3, 2002
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Eric Weinberg

The main trio are in charge of a night shift - all by themselves.
Dr. Cox realizes that he actually cares about Jordan.
Carla switches shifts with another nurse to help the other three when they're in charge.

"My Case Study" October 10, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

The residents compete by presenting interesting case studies.
J.D. has to choose between the trip to Reno or Dr. Cox's respect.
It's Dr. Kelso's anniversary and it's the one day of the year he approves equipment that costs. Everyone takes advantage of this.
Carla and Elliot struggle to become friends.

"My Big Mouth" October 17, 2002
Directed by: Paul Quinn - Written by: Mark Stegemann

J.D. betrays Carla by telling Turk her feelings.
Turk realizes that he wasn't selected over Bonnie by Dr. Kelso because she was a girl, not because he is better.
Elliot delivers bad news for Dr. Cox to get respected more by him.

"My New Coat" October 24, 2002
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Matt Tarses

J.D. struggles to find his identity at Sacred Heart.
Elliot gains a new reputation around the hospital.
Turk betrays his friendship with Elliot in order to fit in.

"My Big Brother" October 31, 2002
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. discovers he is ashamed of his big brother, Dan, who comes to visit.
Dan finds he is attracted to Elliot which annoys J.D.
Turk feels guilty for betting on a patient's life.

"My First Step" November 7, 2002
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Dr. Cox attempts not to be seduced by Julie Keaton.
Elliot and J.D. argue over who is the better doctor.

"My Fruit Cups" November 14, 2002
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. and Turk's friendship is damaged when Turk hides $100.
Elliot's father attempts to change her career to OB-GYN.
Dr. Cox is forced to choose between Julie and Jordan when a pregnant Jordan comes to visit.

"My Lucky Day" December 5, 2002
Directed by: Lawrence Trilling - Written by: Debra Fordham

J.D. is riding high after correcting a misdiagnosis by Dr. Cox, but is jerked back to reality when his next patient dies.
Elliot is struggling personally and professionally as she is forced to relinquish all of the luxuries that her father had been financing.
Carla learns that sometimes it is better to quiet her opinions.

"My Monster" December 12, 2002
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Angela Nissel

J.D. asks gift shop girl out for a date.
Jordan is back living with Dr. Cox, but she is constantly calling him to collect massives of food.
Carla feels her relationship with Turk is lacking romance.

"My Sex Buddy" January 2, 2003
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Garrett Donovan & Neil Goldman

J.D. and Elliot become sex buddies to relieve the stress of work.
Carla loves how her patients love her and tries to give them definite answers to their questions, as opposed to what Dr. Kelso says.
A lot of Elliot's patients switch off to other doctors.

"My New Old Friend" January 9, 2003
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

J.D. and Elliot have problems making the transition from sex buddies, back to friends.
Dr. Cox and Carla think that Mr. Corman is faking his illness.
Turk lies to Dr. Kelso, telling him he revoked Mrs. Kay's license, but then she crashes into Dr. Kelso's car.

"My Philosophy" January 16, 2003
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Matt Tarses & Tim Hobert

J.D. finds out that one of his favorite patients is in need of a heart transplant.
Turk looses his wedding ring for Carla.
Elliot objects to the co-ed locker room.

"My Brother, My Keeper" January 23, 2003
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Eric Weinberg

Turk's brother Kevin visits him at the hospital.
J.D. is partnered with a well-loved doctor, Dr. Doug Townshend.
Elliot gains leverage over Dr. Cox.

"His Story" Narrated by Dr. CoxJanuary 30, 2003
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Bonnie Schneider & Hadley Davis

J.D. and Turk try and convince Carla to marry Turk.
Elliot gets attracted to a man called Paul, but it later turns out that he is a male nurse.
Dr. Cox realizes that what his psychiatrist told him is true, and realizes he partially likes J.D.

"My Karma" February 20, 2003
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Janae Bakken & Debra Fordham

J.D. and Turk cause an accident with J.D. believe is going to get karma on them.
It's Jordan's labor day, and J.D. is too scared to keep an eye on Jordan like he has been told.
Elliot and Carla start going insane over their respective partners.

"My Own Private Practice Guy" March 13, 2003
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Angela Nissel & Mark Stegemann

J.D. becomes friends with Dr. Peter Fisher.
Elliot becomes friends with The Janitor.
Carla feels insecure about her attractiveness.
J.D. tries to tell Dr. Cox that he is Jack's father.

"My T.C.W." March 20, 2003
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. starts a relationship with the T.C.W
Dr. Cox isn't getting any attention from Jordan.
Elliot and Paul, and Turk and Carla are fighting about their relationships.

"My Kingdom" March 27, 2003
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: April Pesa

Dr. Cox convinces the hospital staff that Kelso died.
J.D. begins a surgical rotation and tries to fit in with the other surgeons.
Elliot and Paul have relationship problems.

"My Interpretation" April 3, 2003
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

Jamie's husband dies and J.D. still has sex with her, including at the funeral in front of her late husband's parents.
J.D. has problems communicating with a German patient.
Dr. Cox has to look after the baby after Jordan forces him to.

"My Drama Queen" April 10, 2003
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Will Berson

Carla tries to rush their wedding and have a more budgeted wedding after her mother dies.
J.D. realizes his relationship with Jamie is losing its spark because there is less drama in it.
Dr. Kelso forces Dr. Cox to take a legal seminar.

"My Dream Job" April 17, 2003
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. and Turk's college buddy Spence comes to town for a visit.
Dr. Cox finds out that he is the father of Jordan's baby.
Elliot gets picked on by Dr. Kelso.

Season Three

"My Own American Girl" October 3, 2003
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. has problems with a patient and can't get Dr. Cox's help.
Elliot meets back up with Sean
Many people, including Ted, Janitor and the nurses find they can relax at work because they can tell when Dr. Kelso is coming.

"My Journey" October 9, 2003
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. gets jealous because of Elliot and Sean's relationship.
Carla finds a jar of urine and tries to find out whose it is.

"My White Whale" October 23, 2003
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D., Turk and Elliot get their own interns.
J.D.'s interns lose his respect because of his friendliness.
Elliot's interns choke when Dr. Kelso is present.
Dr. Cox and Jordan ask Dr. David Norris to be Jack's pediatrician.

"My Lucky Night" October 30, 2003
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

Sean informs Elliot that he is leaving for six months, and J.D. tries to take the opportunity to ask her out.
Dr. Cox wants a promotion, but realizes he needs Jordan to get it.
Carla joins Turk in surgery.

"My Brother, Where Art Thou?" November 6, 2003
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Mike Schwartz

J.D.'s brother, Dan, visits again, and Dan thinks that J.D. doesn't care about his patients anymore and that the hospital has changed his attitude for the worse.
Carla and Elliot get in trouble for moonlighting.

"My Advice to You" November 13, 2003
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Debra Fordham

Carla's brother Marco arrives and doesn't get along with Turk.
J.D. meets Danni and realizes he needs someone else in his life to get over Elliot.
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso have a power struggle over the residents.

"My Fifteen Seconds" November 20, 2003
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Mark Stegemann

J.D. spends more time with Dr. Cox, outside the hospital.
Dr. Kelso goes temporarily deaf which causes everyone to take advantage of this.
Elliot and Carla compete at making decisions with patients.

"My Friend the Doctor" December 4, 2003
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

Turk becomes the stud of the hospital after a successful surgery.
Elliot doesn't feel like a doctor, and wants to saves someones life to feel like one.
Dr. Cox hurts his back and realizes he is getting old.

"My Dirty Secret" December 11, 2003
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

Elliot gets in trouble because of her inability to refer to patient's private areas using medical terms.
Dr. Cox temporarily stays with J.D. and Turk because he can't handle Jordan.
Carla tries to prove that she can take a joke.

"My Rule of Thumb" January 22, 2004
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Janae Bakken

Turk refuses to perform surgery on Dr. Cox's friend.
Dr. Cox isn't getting any respect from everyone because he is too happy to arouse fear.
Danni wants to move in with a hesitant J.D..
Carla and Elliot help a patient have sex before dying.

"My Clean Break" February 3, 2004
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Angela Nissel

J.D. wants to break up with Danni, but she beats him to it.
Elliot's looks only bring her discrimination around the hospital.
Dr. Cox feels that he has gone soft ever since Jack Cox was born, and talks to him throughout the episode as if he were a therapist.

"My Catalyst" February 10, 2004
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Bill Lawrence

Dr. Casey, a great doctor with OCD, arrives at the hospital and upstages everyone.
Turk's record-time surgery is quickly stolen by Dr. Casey.
J.D. thinks that Dr. Casey would make a better mentor when he stumps Dr. Cox.

"My Porcelain God" February 17, 2004
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Tim Hobert & Eric Weinberg

Dr. Casey tries to sit on "The Epiphany Toilet", a germ-infested toilet which he is scared to sit on.
J.D. is upset when Turk chooses his brother to be best man.
Dr. Cox tries to persuade Dr. Kelso to re-open a wing which was closed for budget costs.

"My Screw Up" February 24, 2004
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

Ben Sullivan is back but he hasn't had any doctors see about his cancer for the past two years.
Jack is having his first birthday party, to which Ben Sullivan is invited, while J.D. is upset that he is not invited.

"My Tormented Mentor" March 2, 2004
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

Dr. Kelso gets complaints from the nurses that male staff are making sexually-harassing comments.
Dr. Cox is finding it hard to cope with Ben's death, and having Jordan's friends still around makes it worse.
The surgeons are taken aback by Dr. Miller, the new surgeon.

"My Butterfly" March 16, 2004
Directed by: Henry Chan - Written by: Justin Spitzer

Turk can't find his lucky do-rag which helps him with surgery.
Elliot has to look for her patient's lost stuffed pink doggie.
J.D. wonders how events would be different, including the result of surgery on a patient, if one butterfly took a different course.

"My Moment of Un-Truth" March 30, 2004
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Rich Eustis

Carla's "whatif" guy Ron Ramirez asks her out on a date.
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso are trying to convince Elliot not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.
J.D. is confided in by Turk and Carla but cannot tell anyone because of friendship promises.

"His Story II" Narrated by Christopher TurkApril 6, 2004
Directed by: Jason Ensler - Written by: Mark Stegemann

Turk hesitates to mail his wedding invitations.
J.D. attempts to woo Elliot using clowns but ends up alone.
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso fight over a woman.

"My Choosiest Choice of All" April 20, 2004
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Elliot and Sean are back together, causing J.D. to get with Danni.
Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller.
Janitor becomes Sacred Heart's security guard and must decide if he will break a rule for Dr. Kelso.

"My Fault" April 22, 2004
Directed by: Richard Wells - Written by: Debra Fordham

Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox battle over offering full-body scans.
Turk has to un-invite someone to his wedding.
Elliot finds a new romantic partner after dumping Sean.

"My Self-Examination" April 27, 2004
Directed by: Randall Winston - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. publicly humiliates Elliot and himself.
Turk has problems writing his wedding vows.
Jordan refuses to fight with Dr. Cox, making him point his anger toward Janitor.

"My Best Friend's Wedding" May 4, 2004
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Tim Hobert

Turk and Carla get married.
Turk is almost late to his own wedding.
J.D. and Elliot are at odds after their break up.

Season Four

"My Old Friend's New Friend" August 31, 2004
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D. meets Dr. Molly Clock who becomes friends with Elliot.
Turk and Carla return from their honeymoon and find out that their marriage will need compromise.

"My Office" September 7, 2004
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Matt Tarses

J.D. and Elliot fight for the position of Chief Resident, as well as each other.
Carla gets frustrated with Molly for giving advice to all her friends.
Dr. Cox gets frustrated with people stealing his moment.

"My New Game" February 20, 2004
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

Due to a technicality, Cox and Jordan find out they're still married.
J.D. does not get the respect he craves as Co-Chief Resident.
When surgery goes wrong, J.D. feels guilty for allowing Turk to do it when Todd was meant to.

"My First Kill" September 21, 2004
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Tad Quill

J.D. worries about if he ever killed one of his patients.
Janitor helps Carla look for a lost Rowdy.
Elliot troubles to get her patient, Mr. Phillips, into surgery.

"Her Story" Narrated by Elliot ReidSeptember 28, 2004
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Angela Nissel

Elliot breaks off her connection with Dr. Cox and has Molly Clock as her new mentor.
Turk attempts to cope with having a new bedtime.
Dr. Cox agrees to show J.D. respect in front of his interns.

"My Cake" October 12, 2004
Directed by: Henry Chan - Written by: Garrett Donovan & Neil Goldman

J.D.'s father dies and J.D. and his brother, Dan, have to cope with it.
Turk becomes ill and suspects it may be diabetes.
Dr. Cox and Janitor are nice to J.D. while he copes with his father's death.

"My Common Enemy" October 19, 2004
Directed by: Joanna Kerns - Written by: Bill Callahan

J.D. gets annoyed that Elliot and Dan have started a relationship.
Turk regrets using diabetes to his advantage to get food from Carla.
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso try to stop Molly from being so happy.

"My Last Chance" October 12, 2004
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Mike Schwartz

J.D. has a chance to sleep with Molly, but will have to work hard to actually use the chance.
Dr. Cox has to go on ambulance duty with his worst nightmare: a optimistic woman who can't stop talking.

"My Malpractical Decision" September 21, 2004
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Janae Bakken

Turk pulls a fast prank on the Janitor and doesn't like the payback he receives.
Trouble abounds for J.D. and Dr. Cox when they feel threatened by a patients' attorney daughter, Neena Broderick.
Doug becomes a pathologist after finding his gift.

"My Female Trouble" November 16, 2004
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Debra Fordham

Turk deals with getting sued by his patient, who's lawyer is J.D.'s girlfriend.
Elliot uses Janitor to pose as Dr. Reid for her sexist patient.

"My Unicorn" November 23, 2004
Directed by: Matthew Perry - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

J.D. tries to get Murray Marks to donate his kidney to his estranged father.
Elliot upsets people when she starts heavily flirting to get her way.
Janitor falls madly in love with Blonde Doctor.

"My Best Moment" December 7, 2004
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Angela Nissel

Everyone remembers their best moments while at Sacred Heart
A man is admitted and everyone pitches in to diagnose and treat him

"My Ocardial Infarction" January 18, 2005
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Mark Stegemann

Elliot helps J.D. learn to handle "train wreck" codes
Turk deals with his diabetes
Janitor comes on too strong to Elliot, and lies about being in an a Capella band

"My Lucky Charm" January 25, 2005
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Carla and Elliot flake on plans to go out.
Dr. Cox gets a vasectomy.
Turk and J.D. learn to embrace life from Billy Callahan.

"My Hypocritical Oath" February 1, 2005
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. struggles with whether or not to tell Kylie that her boyfriend has an STD.
Elliot goes against Kelso and tries to treat a patient.
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso clash over a prank.

"My Quarantine" February 8, 2005
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Tad Quill

J.D. suspects a patient has SARS and gets the staff quarantined in the hospital.
J.D. and Kylie go on their first date.
Turk discovers Carla and Dr. Cox used to date.

"My Life in Four Cameras" February 15, 2005
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Debra Fordham

A health scare causes the hospital to be flooded with people believing they have the disease.
J.D. thinks life would be like if it was like a sitcom.
Dr. Cox tries to stop Dr. Kelso from making a budget cut.

"My Roommates" February 18, 2005
Directed by: Craig Zisk - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. is kicked out of the apartment by Turk and Carla.
Dr. Cox's high school friend Ron Laver visits.
Turk and Carla realize they are having major issues when they see they can't survive a week without J.D.

"My Best Laid Plans" March 1, 2005
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Bill Callahan

Molly returns from Milwaukee.
Turk gets in contact with an ex-girlfriend.
Kylie still won't let J.D. have sex with her.

"My Boss's Free Haircut" March 29, 2005
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Mark Stegemann

Turk and Carla suffer marital problems.
J.D. and Elliot try to help their troubled friends.
Dr. Kelso has an extremely difficult patient.

"My Lips Are Sealed" April 5, 2005
Directed by: John Michel - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. helps Carla and Turk overcome their marital problems.
Jordan doesn't like how Dr. Cox isn't overprotective of Jack.
Elliot laughs at a patient.

"My Big Move" April 12, 2005
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Bonnie Sikowitz

Janitor wants a new uniform.
J.D. gets in the middle of a fight between Carla and Turk and decides to move out.
Elliot makes Dr. Cox look like a fool with a patient.

"My Faith in Humanity" April 19, 2005
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: David Feinberg

J.D. looks for humanity in the hospital
Elliot tries to get with Jake with Dr. Cox's help.
Turk and Carla are going to couples therapy.

"My Drive-By" April 26, 2005
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Angela Nissel

Turk saves a life and doesn't want to brag, but Dr. Cox pushes his ego.
Janitor destroys a scooter.

"My Changing Ways" May 10, 2005
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. finds a new apartment and temporarily replaces Turk.
Elliot gets a new job.
Jordan takes a full-time position at Sacred Heart but Dr. Cox doesn't want to see her when he is at work.

Season Five

"My Intern's Eyes" January 3, 2006
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. has to deal with his own interns as Dr. Cox tests whether he's still willing to bend the rules despite more responsibility.
Turk hesitates at the thought of Carla getting pregnant.
Elliot starts her fellowship at a new hospital.

"My Rite of Passage" January 3, 2006
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. tries to build a relationship with his interns, even though Dr. Kelso advises him to treat them like crap.
Dr. Cox doesn't want to work around the hospital with Jordan.
Carla loses Elliot's trust after spreading gossip.

"My Day at the Races" January 10, 2006
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Eric Weinberg

J.D. feels he hasn't accomplished as much as he wanted to by his age.
Turk and Carla are fed up with living with J.D.
Dr. Cox invites J.D. to participate in a triathlon with Doug and Ted.

"My Jiggly Ball" January 10, 2006
Directed by: Rick Blue - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. tries to find the human side of Dr. Kelso.
Elliot is stuck in a free clinic, but refuses to take any help.
Janitor invents Jiggly Ball.

"My New God" January 17, 2006
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Aseem Batra

J.D. wants to come to Jack's baptism.
Carla gives Turk a pager so she can contact him when she is ovulating.
Turk realizes "angry sex" is amazing, so annoys Carla before sex.

"My Missed Perception" January 17, 2006
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Kevin Biegel

J.D. and Dr. Cox's argue over who is the doctor of Mrs. Wilk.
Turk and Elliot deal with a patient with an unknown issue causing him severe pain.
Carla tries to rally the staff together for the annual staff picture.

"My Way Home" January 24, 2006
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

J.D. is called into the hospital on his day off, and attempts get back home.
Turk needs to convince a family to donate their son's heart.
Carla becomes afraid she doesn't have the courage to be a parent.
Elliot fears she isn't smart enough to be an Endocrinology expert.

"My Big Bird" January 24, 2006
Directed by: Rob Greenberg - Written by: Debra Fordham

Turk and J.D. are busy trying to get a thank you out of a patient.
Carla was busy convincing people to all put in money for joint lottery tickets.
Elliot accidentally kisses a married man thinking he was single.

"My Half-Acre" February 7, 2006
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Bill Callahan

J.D. finds the perfect girl, Julie Quinn, on a blind date - whose only downfall is her clumsiness.
Dr. Cox struggles to become a caring father.
Janitor forms an air band which clashes with Dr. Kelso.

"Her Story II" Narrated by Carla EspinosaFebruary 7, 2006
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Carla gets stressed about a combination of her age and why she isn't pregnant, so she takes a fertility test.
Turk helps J.D. get over his hate of Julie's habit to say "that's so funny!" instead of laughing.

"My Buddy's Booty" February 7, 2006
Directed by: Randall Winston - Written by: Mark Stegemann

Mrs. Wilk is put into a coma which she may not come out of.
Elliot starts a booty call with J.D.'s least favorite intern, Keith.
Carla asks Turk to convince Dr. Kelso to make the gym more female-friendly.
Dr. Cox and Janitor become friends at the bar.

"My Cabbage" February 28, 2006
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Ryan Levin

Mrs. Wilk is ready to be discharged from Sacred Heart, and everyone at the hospital is happy for her.
Turk and Elliot argue over a cell phone issue.
J.D. comes to realize that his favorite intern, Cabbage, might not be cut out to be a doctor.

"My Five Stages" March 7, 2006
Directed by: Jay Alaimo - Written by: Tad Quill

J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, who is declining in health.
Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates.
When Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, Ted finally gains power over Kelso with a potential lawsuit.

"My Own Personal Hell" March 14, 2006
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Eren Celeboglu

Turk and Carla try for a baby.
Dr. Cox is named the city's best doctor, but has trouble treating a patient.

"My Extra Mile" March 21, 2006
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Mark Stegemann

J.D. encourages his colleagues to go the extra mile with their patients and his dedication is put to the test.
Turk is under a lot of stress when he finds his ranking as a surgeon.

"My Bright Idea" March 28, 2006
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Janae Bakken

Carla's pregnancy tests continue to turn up negative, and Turk makes a huge discovery.
J.D. helps keep a secret under wraps until the appropriate time.
J.D. tricks the Janitor into eating a GPS transmitter.

"My Chopped Liver" April 4, 2006
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Debra Fordham

Carla helps a grieving Dr. Kelso by telling everybody "no".
Turk is faced with the dilemma of whether or not he should tell J.D. that spending time with him is keeping him from his work.
Dr. Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith

"My New Suit" April 11, 2006
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. takes an obese patient under his wing, but can't make himself reveal a harsh truth to the patient.
Dan Dorian visits J.D. and is interested in Elliot.
Dr. Kelso forces Dr. Cox to work with Ted after an insult.
Carla and Turk try to decide on a baby name.

"His Story III" Narrated by JanitorApril 18, 2006
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Angela Nissel

Janitor locks J.D. in a watertower and narrates his day. He keeps a patient company.
Dr. Cox accuses Turk of not being black.
Elliot cracks down on her interns.

"My Lunch" April 25, 2006
Directed by: John Michel - Written by: Tad Quill

J.D. and Dr. Cox run into Jill Tracy at lunchtime.
Jill dies, and J.D. and Dr. Cox feel bad that they didn't help a person who clearly needed help.
Jill's organs are donated to three transplant patients, but something goes terribly wrong.

"My Fallen Idol" May 2, 2006
Directed by: Joanna Kerns - Written by: Bill Callahan

Friends try to cheer up Dr. Cox after the accidental death of several patients.
Turk can't connect with an extremely extroverted surgeon.

"My Déjà vu, My Déjà vu" May 9, 2006
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Doctor Cox returns to the hospital after his drunken breakdown.
J.D. notices moments from the past seem to repeat themselves.
Carla only lets Turk do things she can do while pregnant.

"My Urologist" May 16, 2006
Directed by: Richard Wells - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

J.D. begins to fall for Sacred Heart's urologist Dr. Kim Briggs.
Elliot hits a rough patch with Keith, but Carla calms her down.

"My Transition" May 16, 2006
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Kevin Biegel & Aseem Batra

J.D. worries about making his first date with Kim perfect.
Elliot plans Carla's baby shower.
J.D. and Jordan receive some very surprising news.

Season Six

"My Mirror Image" November 30, 2006
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Tim Hobert

J.D. addresses the news that he's going to be a father.
Dr. Cox worries that his anger might affect his children.
Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.

"My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby" December 7, 2006
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

Turk gets upset when Elliot helps Carla in labor.
J.D. and Kim consider what they should do with their child.
Jordan criticizes Dr. Cox for being too adult with Jack.

"My Coffee" December 14, 2006
Directed by: Rick Blue - Written by: Tad Quill

J.D. gives medical advice to strangers outside of the hospital.
Elliot's patient turns out to be a private practice doctor.
Carla considers being a stay-at-home mother.
Dr. Kelso opens a Coffee Bucks to make money.

"My House" January 4, 2007
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Bill Callahan

Elliot takes her anger at Dr. Kelso out on Turk.
Carla starts showing symptoms of postpartum depression.
Dr. Cox feels like Dr. House when he has to solve the mystery of a man with unexplainable orange skin.

"My Friend with Money" January 11, 2007
Directed by: John Michel - Written by: Gabrielle Allan

J.D. and Dr. Cox have problems with Elliot now that she is in private practice.
Dr. Cox and Janitor fight over a new luxury suite.
Turk tries to convince Carla to get help with her depression.

"My Musical" January 18, 2007
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Debra Fordham

A patient hallucinates that everyone around her sings and dances.
Carla wants to leave work to look after Izzy, to Turk's happiness, but she then has some second thoughts.
J.D. envies Elliot's new apartment.

"His Story IV" Narrated by Dr. KelsoFebruary 1, 2007
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Mike Schwartz

Dr. Kelso struggles to maintains peoples respect for him after the debates cause problems.
The hospital is divided after the Iraq War is debated about.
J.D. spends the day researching the Iraq War.

"My Road to Nowhere" February 8, 2007
Directed by: Mark Stegemann - Written by: Mark Stegemann

J.D. is joined by friends on a road trip.
Dr. Cox wants to know the gender of his baby, as Jordan has decided to allow him to know this.
Turk and Dr. Cox get revenge on each other.

"My Perspective" February 15, 2007
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Angela Nissel

Turk's patient loses faith in him after he admits the truth.
Carla tries out her new "I have a baby" excuse.
Janitor goes on vacation, but that doesn't stop him tormenting J.D..

"My Therapeutic Month" February 22, 2007
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Aseem Batra

Private Dancer wants to write his name.
Turk goes from surgical to medical after breaking his arm, and aims to win Dr Cox's respect.
J.D. asks out Anne Chase to "get back into the game".

"My Night to Remember" March 1, 2007
Directed by: Richard Davis - Written by: Debra Fordham

Everyone is coping with boredom on a slow day.
Roger Templeton arrives at the hospital after attempted suicide, but can't remember it.
J.D. thinks back upon all his best and worst moments.

"My Fishbowl" March 8, 2007
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Kevin Biegel

Private Dancer is discharged from Sacred Heart, but is admitted back after he is found unconscious from a drug overdose.
J.D. and Turk resolve their old problem with J.D. finding his college girlfriend in bed with Turk.

"My Scrubs" March 15, 2007
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Clarence Livingston

J.D. and Turk try to beat the system to treat an uninsured patient.
Dr. Cox tries to warn Elliot of a reformed drug addict.
The staff is condemned to wearing brown scrubs when Kelso suspects a clothing thief in their midst.

"My No Good Reason" March 22, 2007
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. and Turk become infatuated with Izzy's new nanny.
Elliot is suspended when she brings a dog into the hospital.
Dr. Cox debates with Laverne over the existence of a "greater plan".

"My Long Goodbye" April 5, 2007
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Dave Tennant

The staff of Sacred Heart tells Laverne goodbye before she passes away.
Jordan gives birth to Jennifer Dylan Cox.

"My Words of Wisdom" April 12, 2007
Directed by: Victor Nelli Jr. - Written by: Eric Weinberg

The staff of Sacred Heart attends Nurse Roberts' funeral.
Dr. Cox gets upset when he can't take a twenty minute break.
J.D. and Turk need the help of the Janitor to communicate with a deaf patient.

"Their Story" Narrated by Todd Quinlan, Ted Buckland, & Jordan SullivanApril 19, 2007
Directed by: Richard Wells - Written by: Andy Schwartz

Ted mediates an argument between Dr. Kelso and the nurses.
Todd has a young patient who is scheduled to get breast implants.
Jordan decides to "have fun" with Elliot and Keith's relationship.

"My Turf War" April 16, 1007
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Sean Russell

Elliot's college friend Melody O'Harra comes to town.
Keith proposes to Elliot.
Dr. Cox and Turk argue over who should deal with Lloyd.

"My Cold Shower" May 3, 2007
Directed by: John Inwood - Written by: Janae Bakken

Keith re-proposes to Elliot in front of her friends.
J.D. thinks Elliot should still be his, and some employees around Sacred Heart see this and comfort him.
Two elderly patients give Carla sexual advice.

"My Conventional Wisdom" May 10, 2007
Directed by: Michael McDonald - Written by: Bill Callahan

J.D. and Turk visit a convention in Pheonix, where J.D. discovers Kim is still pregnant.
Dr. Cox upsets Elliot while she is planning her wedding.

"My Rabbit" May 17, 2007
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Aseem Batra & Kevin Biegel

J.D. gives a relationship with Kim another chance.
Turk doesn't perform a risky surgery on a patient when he finds out the patient has a child.
Elliot makes picky choices about her wedding.

"My Point of No Return" May 17, 2007
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan

J.D. has second thoughts about asking Kim to give up so much for him.
Elliot has second thoughts about her wedding to Keith.
Dr. Cox gets Jordan to make J.D. no longer Jennifer Dylan's godfather.

Season Seven

"My Own Worst Enemy" October 25, 2007
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Neil Goldman and Garrett Donovan

J.D. vows to attempt to be less self destructing.
Elliot calls off the marriage to Keith.
A new patient, Joe Hutnik, gets on Dr. Cox's good side.

"My Hard Labor" November 1, 2007
Directed by: Adam Bernstein - Written by: Bill Callahan

J.D. becomes a father when Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian is born.
Turk becomes obsessed with a new video game.
Dr. Cox takes Jennifer to the hospital to find a doctor he trusts to give her a shot.

"My Inconvenient Truth" November 8, 2007
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Debra Fordham

Janitor attempts to make the hospital "greener".
Dan surprises J.D. with a new car.
A new scale at the hospital worries some of the employees.

"My Identity Crisis" November 15, 2007
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Dave Tennant

Carla worries about losing her heritage.
Janitor quizzes J.D. on the real names of Sacred Heart employees.

"My Growing Pains" November 29, 2007
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Mike Schwartz

J.D. and Turk reminisce about their first prank together.
Dr. Kelso's true age is revealed.
Dr. Cox has a 10-year-old patient, Josh Winston, who is diagnosed with leukemia.

"My Number One Doctor" December 6, 2007
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Janae Bakken

Dr. Kelso signs the hospital up to RateYourDoc.org.
The Janitor hides his crazy side to his girlfriend Lady.
Dr. Kelso wins free muffins for life from Coffee Bucks.

"My Bad Too" April 10, 2008
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Clarence Livingston

Carla worries about ensuring Izzy a bright future.
Dr. Cox rants about an impulsive patient.
Turk learns Spanish as a gift for Carla, but is convinced to keep it a secret for his own benefit.

"My Manhood" April 17, 2008
Directed by: Michael McDonald - Written by: Angela Nissel

Turk acts hyper-masculine and takes it out on J.D.
Elliot uses the men's restroom and overhears Dr. Kelso on a phone call to his wife.
Janitor starts The Janitorial.

"My Dumb Luck" April 24, 2008
Directed by: Rick Blue - Written by: Aseem Batra

Dr. Kelso reminisces on his past 40 years at Sacred Heart.
Carla and Elliot work to get the board of directors to change their decision about Kelso.
Dr. Kelso leaves his Chief of Medicine job.

"My Waste of Time" May 1st 2008
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Andy Schwartz

Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient in order to give him compensation for prescribing a Plomox.
Dr. Cox loves his new title, however he is unsure if he wants all of the problems that come with it.

"My Princess" Narrated by J.D. and Dr. CoxMay 8, 2008
Directed by: Zach Braff - Written by: Mark Stegemann

After having a bad day at the hospital, Dr. Cox goes home to find out he has to tell his son Jack a story.
J.D. and Elliot work together to diagnose Marian.

Season Eight

"My Jerks" January 6, 2009
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Angela Nissel

Sacred Heart welcomes Dr. Maddox, their new Chief of Medicine.
J.D. struggles with new interns.
Elliot realizes she is self involved and apologizes to Keith.
Janitor gets fired.

"My Last Words" January 6, 2009
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Aseem Batra

J.D. and Turk set aside a tradition to comfort a dying patient.
J.D. confronts Denise about her bedside manners.
Jordan and Dr. Maddox bond.

"My Saving Grace" January 13, 2009
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Janae Bakken

J.D. and Elliot attempt to cheat the system for a patient.
Dr. Cox and Janitor work to get Dr. Maddox fired, but need the help of Dr. Kelso.
Carla and Katie have a serious talk in the cafeteria.

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"My Happy Place" January 13, 2009
Directed by: Ken Whittingham - Written by: Taii K. Austin

J.D. and Elliot re-evaluate their relationship yet again.
Dr. Kelso decides to not let anybody's opinion bother him.
Dr. Cox slightly overcomes trust issues with Turk.

"My ABC's" January 27, 2009
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Lawrence

J.D. gives Denise bedside manner tips.
Dr. Cox tries to find out why he hates Ed.
Elliot gets Katie a position on Turk's academic team.

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"My Cookie Pants" January 27, 2009
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Clarence Livingston

J.D. apologizes to Denise, which makes her even more upset.
Elliot worries about making a night special for J.D.
Turk's sweet tooth takes over when Carla is gone.

"My New Role" February 3, 2009
Directed by: Will Mackenzie - Written by: Dave Tennant

Dr. Cox realizes the stresses of his new Chief of Medicine job.
J.D. and Carla separately try to get Dr. Cox to grant them favors.
Elliot angers the nurses, and tries to set things right again.

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"My Lawyer's in Love" February 3, 2009
Directed by: Mark Stegemann - Written by: Debra Fordham

Ted falls in love with a ukulele player.
Dr. Cox juggles too many responsibilities.
J.D. and Janitor hold a truce to help Ted.

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"My Absence" February 10, 2009
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Debra Fordham & Andy Schwartz

J.D. is away on a vacation.
Nobody is excited about Carla's second pregnancy.
Sonja tries to keep a brain-dead patient alive.

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"My Comedy Show" February 10, 2009
Directed by: Ted Wass - Written by: Devin Mahoney & Rego Marquiis

J.D. and Turk organize a comedy show featuring the interns.
Denise and Sunny argue with a teenage patient's mother.
Carla disillusions the Janitor.

"My Nah Nah Nah" March 18, 2009
Directed by: John Putch - Written by: Kevin Biegel

Jordan is upset when Perry starts wearing his wedding ring again.
Janitor becomes nervous when Lady avoids contact.
Turk trys a risky procedure on a patient.

"Their Story II" Narrated by Derek Hill, "Sunny" Dey, & Denise MahoneyMarch 25, 2009
Directed by: Michael McDonald - Written by: Andy Schwartz

The new interns have bad days.
J.D. becomes "the guy who nags Dr. Cox to get things done".
Denise makes a decision that puts Elliot in a tight spot.

"My Full Moon" April 1, 2009
Directed by: John Michel - Written by: Kevin Biegel

Elliot questions if she wants to be a doctor forever.
The interns run into a patch of bad luck after they get pompous about their skills.

"My Soul on Fire, Part 1" April 8, 2009
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Callahan

Janitor invites the Sacred Heart staff to his wedding in the Bahamas on short notice just for the gifts, and J.D. convinces everyone to attend.

"My Soul on Fire, Part 2" April 15, 2009
Directed by: Bill Lawrence - Written by: Bill Callahan

Janitor and Lady get married in the Bahamas.
Elliot accepts J.D.'s profession of love.

"My Cuz" April 22, 2009
Directed by: Linda Mendoza - Written by: Kevin Biegel

Turk applies for and gets the Chief of Surgery position.
Kelso contracts a strain of the flu and treats himself.
J.D. realizes that he's just a part time father and thinks about moving closer to Sammy and Kim.